Burial at Sea

Jerry, a one-year-old Siamese fighting fish (betta), was found dead in his bowl this morning at his home in Greensboro. He had been looking lethargic and, as Sydney noted, he had that same weird coloring that Rainbow got before HE died. Jerry was a good fish and will be missed long after the next fish arrives this evening--even after the puppy comes next month. Jerry was buried at sea in a private ceremony held in the children's bathroom. - Ed Cone

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