The GOP Pill puts me in a Red State

Thank you, peer pressure. I took Bayer Xamplax™ for the first time last night. The "Republican Pill." I woke up with a slight headache, cured by coffee. I don't feel much different but I can listen to Rush on the radio without the urgent need to change the channel or gag. I don't understand all the code words, yet. I seem to be making many small changes in my media consumption, my shopping, conversations with my neighbors. I'm looking at my friends and co-workers differently. And my wardrobe just has to go. I wonder what happens if I stop taking the pill...